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Holiday got slightly extended due the plane breaking down. 4 extra hours in Port Elizabeth. Ace.



So we had the pleasure of spending the evening enjoying PE's finest..

Afternoon in PE

Got ourselves a great new crop of shells and went to check out the skate park that I spotted from the plane which turned out to be awesome. An 8-10 ft deep pool with roll-in, just a shame my board was in Cape Town.

Guess who got a new hat?

Addo Elephant Park

We got ourselves checked into the chalet style hut which on first impressions were very well done. They all had BBQ’s ready for the nights meat feast..

To preface all the rest of the Addo post it’s fair to say we saw plenty of wildlife.. A quick vote sees Elephants, Caracal (Kinda like a Lynx) and Spotted Eagle Owls as the top scorers… Here’s some photos..















and the accompanying check list...



We headed out on the first of the drives round the park. You can essentially drive yourself round or take one of the Safari tours, but we decided to begin with we’d drive round and head up to the main camp to books ourselves some morning and night escorted drives.

So if you’re in the bush you’ve got to have a BBQ meat feast.



So in no way do I consider myself a 'bushman', but growing up in the lakes you’d like the think that the wild doesn’t prove too much of a problem. How very wrong I am..

So we bedded down for the night in out lovely thatched cottage.. 11pm comes round and I suddenly find myself awake having heard rustling. Light on, delirious searching – nothing to be seen…So let’s try again..5 minutes later the same rustling, this time I had to find out what was going on? Bats?……Mice?….Scorpians?… – light on, suddenly I see a 5 inch tail disappear under the blinds.. we then hear ‘chattering’ in the thatch and catch sight of another furry friend on another beam… At this point both me and Nicky are in a kind of half awake half asleep mode. And then comes ‘underpants change time’ when we catch sight of a spider the size of a small dog sitting watching us…

At this point all rational decision making has evaporated and we elect that sleeping in the car is the only solution…

5 am comes and we wake for our early morning game drive as we emerge from the car with stoops like Albert Steptoe. I think we both need to go on some kind of wildlife rehab.

So then we had a full day of driving round the park. Starting with the early 6:30 drive then followed by a drive round in the car, punctuated by a sleep and then onto a night drive. The good thing was that on each drive we saw new things so even through we covered off the same ground it was still pretty interesting. The Night drive was probably the best as you got to see smaller animals that you don’t associate with the standard ‘Big-5’, but almost more interesting. Jackal, Spotted Eagle Owl and Spring Hares being notables.

Holiday Wednesday - Planes, Dolphins and Pistols

First was our trip to Port Elizabeth to meet Mel and James before heading out on our hols to Addo Elephant park.

We got to sample the delights of Cape Town’s domestic terminal [shed] which was a charm.We we’re flying on what appeared from the outside to be a Lear Jet, but with 48 other people on board. I loved it, Nicky hated it.



Spotted an awesome looking pool from the plane which has now got itself marked on Extreme Sports Map. We also saw a group of dolphins in the bay as we flew in.

Other notables were the signs that you rarely see in a UK airport. Nice to know those requiring they gun to travel with them don’t have to put their fellow travellers through the ordeal of seeing their Holstered Colt 45 as they stretch to put their luggage in the overhead lockers.



Having an hour or so to kill we headed for the aquarium and got the tail end of the Dolphin Show – a classing anyone’s book if you ask me.



We met up with Mell and James, loaded the poor Polo with all our gear and got on the road out of PE, next stop Addo Reserve



Stopping for provisions just outside the park we were suitably reminded of being out in the sticks. Whereas the Spar in the UK tends to have things like lottery tickets, cigarettes and Pannini Football stickers, this one had an abundance of Torches, Knives and Gun Magazines – One particular advert in particular caught my eye. The ad for a torch, printed in lo-fi black and white created the scenario that if you didn’t have a good torch you wouldn’t be able to shoot any assailant who came your way. The illustration depicted an obviously white man taking aim at and dazzling a crowbar wielding man of non white origin to demonstrate the power of this particular brand of torch.

I now wish I’d got myself decked out with the gear including a blade and a torch the reasoning for which will become apparent later.

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